Refund policy
Larme De Sirène Artisanal Returns & Refunds Policy
As each piece is a handcrafted chromo-energetic artifact, returns are only accepted for Critical Material Anomalies as defined below.
◈ Return Qualifications
- ✓ Runic carvings causing biofield disruption [^1]
- ✓ Structural failures in quantum-entangled elements [^2]
- ✓ Permanent chromatic frequency deviation >7.83Hz [^3]
- ✗ Minor astrological alignment variations
- ✗ Buyer's elemental matrix mismatch
◈ Non-Returnable Conditions
Sacred Geometry Variance
±2mm in sacred dimension ratios inherent to hand-carving
Energetic Assimilation
Biofield recalibration period artifacts (7-14 lunar cycles)
Celestial Event Impacts
Mercury retrograde-induced quantum decoherence [^4]
◈ Refund Protocol
| Stage | Process | Timeline |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Ætheric Scan | Crystal resonance verification [^5] | 3-5 business days |
| 2. Vulcan's Review | Artisan council metallurgical autopsy | 7-10 business days |
| 3. Yggdrasil Resolution | Choose: Reforge* or 85% refund | 14-28 days |
*Reforging retains original quantum signature [^6]
✧ Spectral Channel Contacts ✧
☾ Moon Cycle Support: lunar@larmedesirene.com
🜃 Earthbound Mail: 888 Astral Plane Blvd, Sedona, AZ
Ætheric Reabsorption Warning
All returns require Stellar Deactivation Ritual per Galactic Commerce Code §12.7. Neglect may cause localized spacetime distortion.